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~ Sunday, July 5 ~

Venetian Snares, aka Pants Geronemo, aka Buttercock Lesbummer, aka the biggest retard on earth, has once again turned his toilet fantasies into something you can buy at the store, shove in your whore mouth and puke up thru a glory hole into a stranger’s gaping anus. Financing the dubstep scene since 2005, Venetian Snares has somehow again, not bothered to make anything remotely like a Benga record from 3 years ago, instead reaching deep down into the bottomless pit of electronic genres gone by and digging out acid techno for a thoroughly humiliating raping of the sound. This is the shittiest acid record ever made! Venetian Snares actually covered his 303s with his own feces and twisted the knobs with his rock hard cock! At one point he even taped a 303 to a prostitute and kicks the shit out of her legs.

Press release for Venetian Snares most recent album, which is about five months old.

Venetian Snares, aka Pants Geronemo, aka Buttercock Lesbummer, aka the biggest retard on earth, has once again turned his toilet fantasies into something you can buy at the store, shove in your whore mouth and puke up thru a glory hole into a stranger’s gaping anus. Financing the dubstep scene since 2005, Venetian Snares has somehow again, not bothered to make anything remotely like a Benga record from 3 years ago, instead reaching deep down into the bottomless pit of electronic genres gone by and digging out acid techno for a thoroughly humiliating raping of the sound. This is the shittiest acid record ever made! Venetian Snares actually covered his 303s with his own feces and twisted the knobs with his rock hard cock! At one point he even taped a 303 to a prostitute and kicks the shit out of her legs.

Press release for Venetian Snares most recent album, which is about five months old.

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Just watched The Graduate.

Interesting that in this coming of age film of the past, the main character loses his virginity at the start of the film, rather than near the end.

(Sorry if that’s a spoiler)

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~ Saturday, July 4 ~

Can it just be winter again please? The fog of wasted potential that engulfs every beautiful day is killing me.

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~ Thursday, July 2 ~

The kid out of Gang of Four had some pretty sick moves. I actually think he may have influenced this guy called Michael Jackson who you might have heard of.

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You Just Haven’t Earned it Yet Baby - The Smiths

Good song for people who blame themselves for having bad lives, but are ultimately hopeful.

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“ No no, not erotic. I said neurotic.

— Female solicitor at work.

Tags: overheard
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~ Wednesday, July 1 ~

I am compiling a mental list of the friction coefficients of my trousers when applied to the metal handrail in the central of the steps that go down to platform 8a, New Street Station.

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~ Tuesday, June 30 ~

How to make a hundred million billion pounds

Create a hair care product which does nothing but give freshly washed hair the physical properties of hair that hasn’t been washed for a day.

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~ Monday, June 29 ~

Gustave Doré

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Jacob Wrestling with an Angel, Gustave Doré

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~ Sunday, June 28 ~

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~ Saturday, June 27 ~

I forgot what I was meant to get out of today.

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What the fuck rhymes with Delorean, anyway?

EDIT (16:50 PM) : Centurion.

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He stood up and walked over to the window. He looked down the street, scratching the base of his spine with his thumb.

“Look at ‘em,” he said. “Goddamn fools.”

“Who?” said Ginnie.

“I don’t know. Anybody.”

Just Before The War With The Eskimos by my man Jerome David, Jezza-D, JDS, the J Bomb, JD Salinger.

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Unstoppable Rhythm!

On two separate occasions now, my barber has dropped his scissors whilst cutting my hair, and instead of bending down to pick them up he’s grabbed another pair from a shelf and continued cutting.

That’s the kind of aplomb I expect from everyone in the service industry, relentless, devastating and fluid. When I get a waiter I want them to kick tables over to get me my food, bar tenders should throw me my glass from across the room.

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