GONNA GET RIPPED, BOY
Personal Training: So, what exactly are your goals for joining the gym?
R: I just want to get fit, generally.
Personal Training: I see, OK, that's great, to what end exactly? For example are you looking to build muscle, train for sports-
R: I just don't want to die.
Personal Training: That's a good reason.
R: I really, really don't want to die.
Sep 26th
Health And Safety: How's it going?
The Temp: I'm holding it together, you?
Health And Safety: You always say that.
The Temp: Yeah, how are you though?
Health And Safety: You always say "I'm holding it together,"
The Temp: That's what I'm doing.
Health And Safety: You never say "I'm good,"
The Temp: You do anything last night?
Health And Safety: No, did you?
The Temp: Never.
Sep 9th