Just watched Amores Perros
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~ Saturday, November 7 ~
~ Friday, November 6 ~
~ Thursday, November 5 ~
~ Tuesday, November 3 ~
~ Monday, November 2 ~
SELF PROMOTION IS LUDICROUS BUT NECESSARY
Get excited. Because I’m not excited. I’m frustrated, delusional and irritated (Though my hair looks great, which just goes to show that looks aren’t everything). But still, please can you get excited for a Riaz M project scheduled to drop Q1 2010?*
Cool, thanks.
*Definitely before February (Q 0.3 recurring?) (1st Sixth 2010?)
~ Thursday, October 29 ~
~ Wednesday, October 28 ~
~ Monday, October 26 ~
The English dialect dictionary, being the complete vocabulary of all dialect words still in use, or known to have been in use during the last two hundred years
JUNDUNCH, arfy. Yks. Upset. w.'Vks. Mrs. Jackson were quite undunch, and she cried, and Ellen cried (E.L.).
I suspect there are elements that would be interested in this resource.
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Theoretical question
If I’d got this really long story that was basically half of the long story I made called Keraunophobics Anonymous, and then another fifty thousand words, so it was about eleven hundred thousand words, and I was going to self publish it because I’m a coward/it’s not very good. Would you buy it?
Possible answers:
- Yes, certainly, without a doubt.
- Whatchu take me for, foo’, I ain’t read nothin’ ain’t been vetted by the establishment.
- If I could scope that nasty action for less than a ten spot (sterling)
- I’d drop a five bomb, but I’m expecting at least one girl on girl scene.
- Maybe if you promised never to write anything ever again.
?
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~ Sunday, October 25 ~
Overheard from the ex cop behind me after telling this joke:
Q: Where do whales go when they need to know how heavy they are?A: A whale weigh station.
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- Teenage girl with glasses: I hate this town at night. Everybody acts as if they want to either fuck somebody, or kill somebody.
- Feminine sounding boy: Well, pretty much everybody does.
- Teenage girl with glasses: Not me. I don't.
- Feminine sounding boy: Well I'm sorry hun, but you're the only one.
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~ Thursday, October 22 ~
I was really excited, because I thought I’d come up with a great rap name: DJ Gatsby. But then I realised that’s a DJ name, and someone else is using it anyway.
My quest for a rap name continues.
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