No Correlation

S: The Arabic for "tiger" is "na moor"

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:47:25 +0000

S: The Arabic for "tiger" is "na moor"
R: Ok
S: The way you remember it is that there's "no more" tigers left

"It’s cold, I’m so fucking cold. Why’s it so cold in this fucking country? Have..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:02:12 +0000

“It’s cold, I’m so fucking cold. Why’s it so cold in this fucking country? Have none of you fuckers heard of global warming?”

- Australian standing near a bus stop.

Alright, this is my second rap, though I’m not absolutely...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:30:12 +0000

Alright, this is my second rap, though I’m not absolutely certain it can be called a rap, devoid of beats as it is. Hopefully you’ll enjoy it. You’ll might enjoy it more if you’ve read Moby Dick, but I’m not sure if even that would push it past the threshold and render it Actually Enjoyable.

It is called Captain Ahab of the Six Hundred Tonne Black Freighter. And I still do not have an MC name.

by A.Gates

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:50:22 +0000

by A.Gates

Foggy this morning.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:42:18 +0000

Foggy this morning.

Art seems to have a bit of an Eraserhead thing going on here.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:51:39 +0000

Art seems to have a bit of an Eraserhead thing going on here.

Just watched Amores Perros

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:54:05 +0000

Just watched Amores Perros

"I’m pretty good at bowling. I have my own ball. And I’m killing myself."

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:12:07 +0000

“I’m pretty good at bowling. I have my own ball. And I’m killing myself.”

- A. Gates

"The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot."

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:09:00 +0000

“The world reveals itself to those who travel on foot.”

- Werner Herzog

It’s November. Crank that shit. Karajan - Brahms:...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:19:00 +0000

It’s November. Crank that shit.

Karajan - Brahms: ”Tragic” Overture, pt. 1 of 2

Karajan - Brahms: ”Tragic” Overture, pt. 2 of 2

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:18:51 +0000

Karajan - Brahms: ”Tragic” Overture, pt. 2 of 2

Ashleymopsis asked me to marry her this morning/yesterday. I...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:04:05 +0000

Ashleymopsis asked me to marry her this morning/yesterday. I haven’t answered yet.

The Temp does some serious shit with lapel width vs tie width....

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:56:31 +0000

The Temp does some serious shit with lapel width vs tie width. You better realise.

Seventeen Year Old Girl On The Train

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:20:03 +0000

Girl: God you look depressed. Smile!
The Temp: No.

The English dialect dictionary, being the complete vocabulary of all dialect words still in use, or known to have been in use during the last two hundred years

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:18:00 +0000

The English dialect dictionary, being the complete vocabulary of all dialect words still in use, or known to have been in use during the last two hundred years:

JUNDUNCH, arfy. Yks. Upset. 

w.'Vks. Mrs. Jackson were quite undunch, and she cried, and 
Ellen cried (E.L.).

I suspect there are elements that would be interested in this resource.

Theoretical question

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:15:07 +0000

If I’d got this really long story that was basically half of the long story I made called Keraunophobics Anonymous, and then another fifty thousand words, so it was about eleven hundred thousand words, and I was going to self publish it because I’m a coward/it’s not very good. Would you buy it?

Possible answers:

Yes, certainly, without a doubt.
Whatchu take me for, foo’, I ain’t read nothin’ ain’t been vetted by the establishment.
If I could scope that nasty action for less than a ten spot (sterling)
I’d drop a five bomb, but I’m expecting at least one girl on girl scene.
Maybe if you promised never to write anything ever again.

Overheard from the ex cop behind me after telling this joke: Q:...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:46:51 +0000

Overheard from the ex cop behind me after telling this joke:

Q: Where do whales go when they need to know how heavy they are?
A: A whale weigh station.

Teenage girl with glasses: I hate this town at night. Everybody acts as if they want to either fuck somebody, or kill somebody.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:00:00 +0000

Teenage girl with glasses: I hate this town at night. Everybody acts as if they want to either fuck somebody, or kill somebody.
Feminine sounding boy: Well, pretty much everybody does.
Teenage girl with glasses: Not me. I don't.
Feminine sounding boy: Well I'm sorry hun, but you're the only one.

Photo

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:34:46 +0100

I was really excited, because I thought I’d come up with a great rap name: DJ Gatsby. But then...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:23:39 +0100

I was really excited, because I thought I’d come up with a great rap name: DJ Gatsby. But then I realised that’s a DJ name, and someone else is using it anyway.

My quest for a rap name continues.