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~ Sunday, October 25 ~
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Overheard from the ex cop behind me after telling this joke: Q: Where do whales go when they need to know how heavy they are? A: A whale weigh station.

Overheard from the ex cop behind me after telling this joke:

Q: Where do whales go when they need to know how heavy they are?

A: A whale weigh station.

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~ Monday, September 14 ~
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In my vision of the future, these are handed out to every human being.

In my vision of the future, these are handed out to every human being.

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~ Wednesday, September 2 ~
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Ashley Cosmopsis is helping me monetize my ability to create self depreciating t-shirt mock ups. First off it’s corporate sponsorship.

Ashley Cosmopsis is helping me monetize my ability to create self depreciating t-shirt mock ups. First off it’s corporate sponsorship.

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~ Friday, August 14 ~
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What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.

What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.

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~ Friday, August 7 ~
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ALL I EVER WANTED WAS EVERY SINGLE THING THAT I EVER WANTED AND MOST OF THE THINGS I DIDN’T WANT AS WELL.

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS EVERY SINGLE THING THAT I EVER WANTED AND MOST OF THE THINGS I DIDN’T WANT AS WELL.

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~ Tuesday, July 14 ~
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Some people may find it more economical to get this as a tattoo instead of a t-shirt.

Some people may find it more economical to get this as a tattoo instead of a t-shirt.

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~ Tuesday, June 16 ~
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~ Sunday, March 8 ~
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Confession: I didn’t work very hard on this one. (K.C Green has some actual t-shirts you can buy here)

Confession: I didn’t work very hard on this one.

(K.C Green has some actual t-shirts you can buy here)

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~ Tuesday, February 10 ~
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Part of the Riaz M range of clothing for people who are inadequate.

Part of the Riaz M range of clothing for people who are inadequate.

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~ Sunday, November 30 ~
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I’m going to make a million dollars selling t-shirts to unhappy people.

I’m going to make a million dollars selling t-shirts to unhappy people.

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~ Wednesday, November 12 ~
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But baby, I am.

But baby, I am.

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